I’m pretty sure that dressing one’s child in this manner constitutes child abuse. If you’re interested in committing sartorial offenses against your own prog...

No one has ever, ever said, “Hey baby, I like the way that skort looks on you.”...

I want the red robot shirt so bad, it aches. Must… not… spend… money…...

I think it’s weird that I’m the only person I know who wears blue jeans....