I am the answer to The Sexual Tension Puzzle

I am the answer to The Sexual Tension Puzzle

Listen, I'm not the one making this assertion. It's Vulture's daily 10x10 crossword puzzle for May 17th, entitled "The Sexual Tension Puzzle", in which I am, apparently, a clue. (Sorry to spoil the answer to 25 Across!)

Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself. Thanks so much to Malaika Handa for this delightful absurdity!