Sadly, MichaelJacksonForSale.com does not actually let you purchase the King of Pop for your very own. However, it does have lots of interesting memorabilia, and it accepts PayPal, which isn’t real money and so it’s basically like you can get any of this stuff for free.

Proceed directly to the online shop and check out amazing merchandise like the stuffed animal replicas of Michaels’ pets. And unbelievably, I still can’t find a decent Beat It or Thriller jacket for sale anywhere.