Comments for Snoop Dogg can see the future

Snoop Dogg can see the future

2008-02-04T07:30:08Z

Now that his single Sensual Seduction (a.k.a. Sexual Eruption) is in the Top 10, it's official: Snoop Dogg can see the future. First, let's pause to watch the best video in the history of anything, ever. (The song is about four minutes long, so you'll want to allot approximately half an hour so that you can watch it in its entirety at least six times.)

Though the song has been out a few months, I had somehow missed the video when it was first released, and now I can barely express how profound my regret is that I have lived a few more weeks of my life without this video in it. That being said, we have a lot to learn from, here. I'll be exploring that in my next few posts.

(Special note to the Universal Music Group: I've been trying mightily to promote your product, and yet you are so intent on sucking ass that I can't even embed your video on my blog. N.B. I'd have been happy to do so with your ads wrapped around it. Meanwhile, there's about 1,000 other copies of it on both YouTube and Brightcove. Weak! Also, given that this is a Snoop video, I think that while the video is buffering, it should say "Loading, Player" instead of "Loading Player". Thanks!)

Comment from Tony on 2008-02-04

2008-02-05T04:38:52Z

You must be taking the piss.. That video and song are the crappiest thing I have ever watched or heard.

Comment from BastyTud on 2008-02-05

2008-02-05T09:56:45Z

@Tony:
You must be a Vista or Ubuntu user, right? - Maybe your tastebuds just got caught in a cold, or something, you never know.

Comment from Catto on 2008-02-05

2008-02-05T14:58:57Z

Hey Now Anil,
Remember when he was featured on Dre's album in '92?
Thx,
Catto

Comment from Eric Marcoullier on 2008-02-05

2008-02-05T21:07:59Z

Dammit, that track sounds exactly like an old DnB track I loved and I can't remember who it was or which of my 300 electronica CDs it's on. Gah!

Comment from gwen on 2008-02-05

2008-02-05T21:12:56Z

"Loading, Player" is BY FAR the most clever thing you have ever said. I'm having thousands or shirts printed up and going to make a mint off your brain ktx! [just kidding. but i might sharpie it on my kid's shoes while she's not looking.]

Comment from Holly Ross on 2008-02-06

2008-02-06T21:42:07Z

Best use of a comma in a blog post ever! Loading, Player. Indeed.

Comment from Edward on 2008-02-06

2008-02-06T23:51:01Z

I hope you'll also discuss the brilliant visual effects as well. Great Post, Player.

Comment from Kitty on 2008-02-09

2008-02-09T17:59:49Z

He actually said "she had a pretty face". I like that.

But what's hanging out of his mouth? Please tell me it's not a thing of K-Y.

Comment from Anil on 2008-02-09

2008-02-09T21:34:34Z

The tube is Snoop controlling his (theoretical) talkbox! We discussed that a bit in the post on Auto-Tune, talkbox, and vocoders.

Comment from AutoPlayaHater on 2008-02-11

2008-02-11T13:45:39Z

Turn off the autoplay. You should know better.

Comment from AutoPlayaHater on 2008-02-11

2008-02-11T13:45:39Z

Turn off the autoplay. You should know better.

Comment from Red on 2008-02-12

2008-02-12T15:08:14Z

Electronic emo-porno made by a 40 year old ugly guy who calls himself snoop? Snoop?? Who is he trying to seduce
with this soft plastic sound? Even the well payed but nonetheless cheap ladies can't make up for that...

Comment from Anonymous on 2008-02-12

2008-02-13T03:18:03Z

who is beautiful busty "COFFEE" i think it's kenya moore.

Comment from Anonymous on 2008-03-02

2008-03-02T17:55:49Z

what does he have in his mouth?