Cats Can Has Grammar

If you spend any time at all observing net culture, then you'll have been unable to miss the recent explosion in popularity of lolcats. This relatively recent phenomenon is the convention of taking pictures of cute animals, most frequently cats, and overlaying absurdist captions on the images.

The core behavior has existed for some time; "Image macro" is a generic term for this kind of folk art, and cats have always featured heavily in these types of Internet in-jokes. But a few distinct categories have sprung up that have helped amplify and popularize the phenomenon.

The rise of these new subspecies of lolcats are particularly interesting to me because "I can has cheezeburger?" has a fairly consistent grammar. I wasn't sure this was true until I realized that it's possible to get cat-speak wrong.

Incorrect kitty pidgin jumped to my attention the first time I saw a reference to Dune being used with a lolcat image. The caption on the linked version of the image, "The spice must flow." is fine, if not particularly cat-like. But the caption on the version I saw first was much more verbose: "I are dunecat. I controls the spice, I controls the universe." Besides being an awkward attempt at overexplaining the punchline (I've never read Dune or seen the film, but the joke is obvious) this was just all wrong. The fact that we can tell no cat would talk like this shows that kitty pidgin is actually quite consistent.

Kitty Pidgin

I was having a conversation with Ben and Ben a few weeks ago where I suggested this consistent grammar for lolcats could be a "cweeole". Knowing a bit more about such things now, I realize this isn't a creole but more likely a pidgin language, used to help cats talk to humans. And since "pidgin" is already a cutesy spelling of a mispronunciation, there doesn't seem to be any really cute way to rename it to reflect its uniqueness. "Kitty pidgin" might be the closest thing we have to a name for this new language.

There's a consistent visual vocabulary to the construct, as well. If it ain't Impact or Arial Black or some other nondescript sans serif font, it ain't lolcat. White letters with a black outline are a must. But codifying a design guide for lolcats is well beyond my abilities.

Unfortunately, the evolution of these grammars online can be very difficult to track down; This kind of nascent web culture is generally frowned upon by Wikipedia (witness the deletion of the I'm in ur base article since the Ask MetaFilter thread just a few months ago) and there are no other sites designed to collect definitive collaborative reference material. It's going to take time to document kitty pidgin with any degree of accuracy.

I've just started bouncing the idea of kitty pidgin off of Erin and Grant, two of my favorite word experts, but I'm confident that someday we'll have kitty pidgin dictionaries. Perhaps we'll even get all the niceties that Klingon and Elmer Fudd-speak enjoy, like a Google translation, a Microsoft Word dictionary, or a cat-native version of the Bible or Shakespeare.

I has a links

Okay, go out and look at some of the finest kitty-related content:

Update: This post has gotten an amazing reaction, and inspired a number of follow-up posts, including a look at MeowChat and PetSpeak and my thoughts on Cats, Comics and Closure. I've also collected responses to the popularity of lolcats in a few posts:

O'Reilly Radar

Posted April 30, 2007 06:00

lolgeeks launched: Are you hip to lolcats, pictures of pets with amusing captions written in the vocabulary of gamers? If not, then check out i can has cheezburger because you're missing out on a lot of references. They're all over the place... read more »

Daily Links

Posted May 4, 2007 20:50

Anil Dash: Cats Can Has Grammar: http://www.dashes.com/anil/2007/04/23/cats_can_has_gr... read more »

AKMA’s Random Thoughts

Posted May 10, 2007 09:30

Gratz, Jav! LOLrogue: John Pederson (“Javert” in We Know) gave a terrific presentation yesterday at the WiscNet Future Technologies Conference — I’m hoping that he posts some notes at his blog (sadly, no recording of the presentation itself). Because... read more »

Anil Dash

Posted May 21, 2007 04:13

Inadvertent Lazymeme Clearinghouse Lamentations: Following up on Cats, Comics and Closure, Meowchat and PetSpeak (which, surprisingly, came up during a panel on race and class on Friday), and of course Cats can has grammar, I've rediscovered the bizarre things that happen after a couple hundred thous... read more »

the evangelical outpost

Posted May 23, 2007 09:33

Pop Semiotics:
Cat Macros as Communication:
Not long after Al Gore invented the internet, his wife Tipper uploaded a picture of the family cat launching one of the most ubiquitous trends in web culture. But over the past year, a strange subgenre called "lolcats" or "cat... read more »

frankarr - an aussie microsoft blogger

Posted June 12, 2007 05:02

O Hai, I has TechEd LOLCats: Already seen some excellent TechEd LOLCats following my earlier request Nick Hodge : i can has teched, read more »

Anil Dash

Posted July 13, 2007 19:01

Pidginholed: I’ve been holding off on updates about lolcats and related memes for a while because it’s easy to get burned out and probably as boring for you as it is for me. But there are still some interesting parts to it. As I alluded to in Inadverten... read more »

Name Wire: The Product Naming Blog

Posted August 27, 2007 11:34

Will L33t, LoLcats Be the Next Company and Brand Naming Trends?: The Wall Street Journal has been tracking the evolution of Leetspeak, a subject I have blogged about before and remain very interested in. The Internet is radically affecting our language, and leetspeak (or l33t 5p34k) is adding new words to our lexico... read more »

David McCreath

Posted April 23, 2007 15:19

“Kidgin”, surely. There is the possibility of confusing it with a pidgin for children, but “kittgin”, while it reads more clearly as something related to kitties, urges the pronunciation “kiht-jin” instead of “kih-jin”.

And speaking of combining sci-fi language and lolcats language, a pug.

Mark Bean

Posted April 23, 2007 15:21

Don’t forget http://Threadbombing.com (slightly NSFW)

Jeremy Zawodny

Posted April 23, 2007 19:23

Ah, posts like this are exactly why I read your blog. I hope you write a book on internet culture someday. :-)

Oh, wait… you’re kinda doing that now. We just have to assemble it on our own.

David Ely

Posted April 23, 2007 22:26

Do check out We3 to see a ruthless cyborg cat speaking thusly.

Collection of all three issues on Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/2qd2v2

A few images of the animal speak in this interview: http://www.newsarama.com/pages/DC/We3.htm

Danny

Posted April 23, 2007 22:55

Actually, kitty pidgin has a long and fine history: I’d imagine that it’s a descendant (either direct, or rediscovered) of meowchat.

Meowchat was the pidgin that cats talked to other cats on the usenet group rec.pets.cats, until the owners on that group got incredibly annoyed with them, and voted to split the group into rec.pets.cats (which consisted of humans talking about cats), and rec.pets.cats.community (which, ostensibly, was cats posting about humans).

http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/meow_faq.htm gives a reasonably good breakdown of that story, though unfortunately in heavily accented meow.

cheezburger

Posted April 24, 2007 00:16

Hi Anil, thank you for explaining why we’re so enjoyable! Lol* ar a very interesting phenomena!

Undertoad

Posted April 24, 2007 00:38

Many of these come from the community 4chan. macrochan.org serves as the ultimate taxonomy for all such images from 4chan, and it is an awesome thing to behold. Don’t miss the “I has a bucket” walruses.

Eliot

Posted April 24, 2007 01:16

Although Wikipedia isn’t a friendly place for this info, Encyclopædia Dramatica very much is. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/

liza

Posted April 24, 2007 01:48

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL snif LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

dude!

you lolcatted me into conniptions. i don’t know who’s the biggest nerd : you for writing the post or me for laughing AND agreeing that indeed, it is a kitgin and not cweeole.

Asbjørn Ulsberg

Posted April 24, 2007 02:43

Didn’t this type of language originally stem from the combination of 1337-speak and “All your base are belong to us”? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allyourbasearebelongtous

dave mcclure

Posted April 24, 2007 06:50

i can has erudite blog?

nice.

Gordon

Posted April 24, 2007 12:42

I second the authoritative nature of Encyclopedia Dramatica for all things that Wikipedia won’t allow: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/

Kingsley Joseph

Posted April 24, 2007 16:41

im in ur blogz typing u commentz.

PS: You should write that book Jeremy’s talking about. I’ll even tolerate a chapter on Prince!

JD

Posted April 24, 2007 19:51

I has thankz 4 ur halp

/pd

Posted April 25, 2007 11:41

but therein is the value for the next generation of speech.. similar to iminlikewithyou.com !!!

The value chain is propagating itself to generation that we don’t understand fully because we are not part of it.

I think companies are moving to attract and understand this space, is by recruiting new age talent ..

this clip sez it all. Anil maybe you should visit CVlabs and then blog your finding on this trend.

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:173714

btw, great post !! :)-

Kurtis

Posted April 25, 2007 15:46

99% of these macros came from 4chan.org. The other one percent came from somebody that saw a picture that was originally at 4chan.org, and decided to try to imitate that picture. Please, know your sources. Also, the dunecat and spice reference is a completely different cat meme. Look up “the spice must flow” at macrochan.org.

Marce

Posted April 25, 2007 17:14

“there are no other sites designed to collect definitive collaborative reference material”

Incorrect! See urbandictionary.com :)

rod townsend

Posted April 26, 2007 01:56

gay minds think alike: http://lolgay.com

clapika

Posted April 26, 2007 09:28

very good post

Panic

Posted April 26, 2007 12:50

A++. Would lol again.

skif dank

Posted April 28, 2007 08:38

sweet article

raincoaster

Posted April 28, 2007 09:40

As Townsend said, Lolgay.com lives. They’re in ur internets, stylin ur home page.

marie

Posted April 28, 2007 10:13

obviously, it should be cat pigeon. as in “i spoke cat pigeon. but i eated it.”

BH Lombardy

Posted April 28, 2007 10:38

hmm… no one ever seen ceiling cat? www.ceilingcat.com ? Doesnt have the grammar/spelling feature, but it wouldnt surprise me if this is the start of the trend.

Anonymous

Posted April 28, 2007 10:45

The “cat-speak” of which you speak seems to stem from two earlier image macros which did NOT feature cats: “I has a shuvel” (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Ihasa_shuvel) and another one featuring a small hamster which reads “I has a seed.”

Anonymous

Posted April 28, 2007 11:11

From what I’ve observed, image macro culture seems to have stemmed primarily from www.4chan.org (or more likely, it’s Japanese predecessor) and it’s associated websites.

I personally wouldn’t take any study of internet culture seriously if it didn’t mention the -chan websites.

However, before you visit, equip yourself with brain bleach.

Like a heap of other people in this thread, I recommend www.encyclopediadramatica.com, as well as lurking moar.

yoyoyoyyoIG

Posted April 28, 2007 11:38

Hey, how about next time you cite where you got that picture instead of taking it off my YTMND, and uploading it to photobucket. Assholes.

teddlesruss

Posted April 28, 2007 14:42

You gots the bucket right, anyway - subgenre of lolcats is the walrus/bucket/cat eternal triangle. “Takes my bucket, I dares ya!” and “Oh Mr Walrus! I gots a bucket!”

Oh and the goggles. I predict a goggle meme expressing in lolcat pidgin any time soon now…

tinycat

Posted April 28, 2007 20:50

While I’d rather not attract more attention to 4chan, I don’t like miscredit. Most all internet cat macros involving this sort of thing, and many of the other kinds, come from 4chan. Where every saterday (called caterday there) people make and post and repost these as a tradition thats has been going on for quite some time. Many things can be found on ytmnd also (which is more or less 4chan with sound). SA could possibly have had some hand in it as well.

In fact, those 3 above sites are responsible for most non-commercial (english)net culture.

Luthe

Posted April 28, 2007 22:44

Have you been here? It’s the most comprehensive collection of cat macros on the web, I think.

Also, don’t listen to tinycat. There are countless sources of web culture, even if it’s not his culture. Livejournal and fandom_wank spawn plenty of catchphrases on their own.

Betsy Devine

Posted April 28, 2007 22:58

LOL Anil! UR in Wikipedia, bein authoritativ.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat

tinycat

Posted April 29, 2007 09:56

Luthe, I count those as commercial, LJ at least. And many things spawned there where actually spawned elsewhere.

Thats a pretty nifty link, lots of cats there. Note the frequent caterday references ;)

Things leak out of ‘my’* culture and show up on the greater internets. Take the o rly owl, which is a combination of SA (where talking in instant messenger shorthand became a joke) and a 4chan owl-day, where with mine own eyes did I see its birth.

While you can attempt to track down things beginnings as far as their first appearance, that is not very dependable as things travel very fast on the internet, rather look at the individual elements of the thing, and realize where these things come together on the internet. Then you get a good idea of where something really came from.

*Besides, its not really ‘my’ culture, i don’t even like SA or YTMND

Susan Reynolds

Posted April 29, 2007 13:44

And to think that I thought my thought processes were odd. This is the kind of gem that proves we’re all connected in some kind of weird geekdom that other humans just shake their heads at.

Since I can’t adopt you I’m at least nudging you up the ladder of my must reads. Insights and insanity appeal to me in a big way.

Kosmonaut

Posted April 29, 2007 16:11

I tried to create pages for IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR D00DZ and FridgeCat on Wikipedia last year, but the Wiki editors deleted them. Now that the Lolcat meme is taking off, they can’t say no!

james

Posted April 29, 2007 18:21

i’m in your 4chanz making all your culture? i think tracing all internet culture to 4chan, SA and YTMND is about as realistic as saying ‘everything on japanese tv is anime’ or ‘anime is better than all those other animation and live action styles.’

jason

Posted April 29, 2007 21:36

fail.

as the other commenters have said, this meme is largely from the great crucible of internet memedom, 4chan. being on 4chan is like watching memes be born, and then usually quickly die, save the few that persevere. take your culture commentaary to 4chan—that’s an article i’d like to see.

Sir Michael Foley, 16th Baron of Xternetsa

Posted April 29, 2007 23:52

With the powers vested in me as the 16th Baron of Xternetsa, I hereby declare that it is not possible to get cat grammar wrong at all. As a cunning linguist myself, I am very well aware of the limitations of language - and as a Baron, I have the power to expand those limitations whenever I see fit.

nv

Posted April 30, 2007 02:29

http://static.twitter.com/system/maintenance/index.html

(I hope this stays put.)

marc

Posted April 30, 2007 13:56

LOL!

1337 haxxor loves dis!

The Amnesiac

Posted April 30, 2007 16:42

Great post, but I have to disagree with you on one point. IMO, the only way to get kitty pidgin “wrong” is to make it not-funny, and what is and isn’t funny is entirely subjective. The dunecat picture, for example, is one of my favorite ones, and everybody that I’ve shown it to thinks it’s hilarious.

The Pageman

Posted May 1, 2007 17:58

Remember when Twitter accidentally deleted (…sure) Techrunch’s account? They probably saw a lot of these lolcats:

http://twitter.com/The+Mark+1

Anil

Posted May 1, 2007 19:59

Hi Pageman, I’m sitting here with a couple of the guys from Twitter, and as I suspected, they didn’t actually deliberately delete anybody’s account. I think it’s stupid to suggest they would.

But I do sees lolcats!

Undercover Black Man

Posted May 2, 2007 20:36

“Cweeole”? “Kitty pidgin”? I prefer to think of this patois as “catois.”

Undercover Black Man

Posted May 2, 2007 20:38

“Cweeole”? “Kitty pidgin”? I prefer to think of this patois as a “catois.”

Kol Ra'ash Gadol

Posted May 2, 2007 21:41

…suggested this consistent grammar for lolcats could be a “cweeole”.

Well, although you decided that it’s not a creole but a pidgin, I think it couldn’t be a “cweeole” anyway - perhaps a “twee-ole”

Caroline Jack

Posted May 3, 2007 21:01

^5 for the “i has a photobucket” pic.

Anonymous

Posted May 4, 2007 00:01

This is ridiculous, as already mentioned, AT LEAST 99% of all these images are creation of 4chan.org

Anonymous becomes enraged everytime some silly website decides to call these macro their own and some even have the audacity to watermark them, even to the extreme of DDoSing said websites. No, not a threat of any sort, just to show how much Anonymous loves his cats. God knows why cats are so loved, I guess they’re just too cute even for the Anonymous collective.

I think Anonymous would be able to sleep better at night if credit was given to us. Where’s the common decency? :(

Anonymous

Posted May 4, 2007 13:40

racial kitty talk http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/broccoli.jpg

Corgi

Posted May 8, 2007 22:45

I think a ‘Cheezburger’ commenter named it ‘Mangleslang’; on Cute Overload their particular dialect is ‘Snorglish’. :)

Fabiollo

Posted May 10, 2007 09:32

The evolution of these grammars online can be very difficult to track down… true, but encyclopedia dramatica can be very useful.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Iaminyourbasekillingyour_d00ds

catnip

Posted May 12, 2007 04:18

amazingly, there wasn’t a lolcats group on flickr, so we set one up: lolcats

unsurprisingly, to start with there were lots of pictures lifted from elsewhere on the web, but the nice thing is that more and more people are starting to make their own.

Jon

Posted May 23, 2007 12:25

This sounds uncomfortably like ebonics and is therefore racist. >:(

evs

Posted May 29, 2007 05:43

I think you are missing the point Sigmund, It was originally created because a) it was funny and b) see a) All the internet ‘phenomenons’ tend to spring up due to this reason. People find it amusing and send it to their friends. People wont learn from it, people wont cite it as modern examples of art or literature in the 21st Century and in a year or two it becomes so blase that it fizzles out quickly.

There’s no need to look for a difficult answer when in fact its very simple and there for all to see.

IT R TEH FUNNEHZ.

Thanks for reading.

karan

Posted June 7, 2007 02:39

Your point on grammar? It’s about to get even better: lolcode

Comedy Blog

Posted June 13, 2007 12:17

<< I’M IN UR X Ying your Z. This construct, based on i’m in ur base, killin ur d00ds has morphed into a catch-all structure for annotating cat pictures. >>

This is what is known as a “Snowclone”

Anonymous

Posted July 14, 2007 12:11

This was great! I loved reading this (and laughed myself silly, too).

matt

Posted July 23, 2007 09:41

Hi Anil, I’ve just put up the first version of my lolcat translator. I’d be interested to know what you think… http://speaklolcat.com

Russell Heimlich

Posted July 24, 2007 21:53

Weird.. I too just launched a LOL translator at http://www.txt2lol.com/

weird…

Hortense Zvonimira

Posted August 13, 2007 06:05

Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my cas. Hortense Zvonimira.

lolcats

Posted September 19, 2007 03:57

LOL the cats are funnyz!

Anonymous

Posted October 10, 2007 22:41

Don’t forget Ape Lad’s great comic series based on LOLcat memes.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/1529187838/

KJK::Hyperion

Posted October 20, 2007 08:13

“I made you a cookie but I eated it” comes from yet another source, emo artist Jeff “Azuzephre” Thomas: http://www.ponandzi.com/image.php?img=12. One of few memes inspired by DeviantArt pieces (do you recognize this fellow? http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/The-Biting-Pear-of-Salamanca-29677500)

Stephen Hilderbrand

Posted November 7, 2007 14:07

Does lolcat share the same lineage as gollum’s language? There does appear to be a link, though I haven’t put my linguistic hat on to say anything intelligent about it.

For instance, utterances such as “We hateses hobbitses!” seem awfully close to lolcat.

trademark registration

Posted November 15, 2007 19:02

This is such a funny post. Who knew there was a whole cat-grammar movement going on. Ha! =)

Anne Kaelber

Posted November 16, 2007 18:04

Have you seen the lolcat bible?

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

I advise keeping the soda can far from the keyboard while reading. grin

Anne.

PamC Author Profile Page

Posted November 18, 2007 18:11

What about the term “lingua lolcat”?

Mike

Posted December 8, 2007 16:57

Not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet - have you seen lolcode.com yet? :) It’s an adaptation of “kitty pidgin” into a programming language.

Anonymous

Posted January 28, 2008 03:32

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

There’s your cat native bible translation.

jewellery

Posted January 31, 2008 09:43

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER is probably the most popular and famous animal caption thingie with great grammar. The few times I’ve gone there, it’s been great. By the way, I don’t think DuneCat was an overexplanation of the joke. The “I controls the Spice, I controls the universe” makes it funny. If it was just “I are Dunecat” it would be funny, but the whole thing of controlling fits in well with the way cats are. They think they own the universe. Wouldn’t be surprised if every cat goes around saying “I are DuneCat!”

jewellery

Posted January 31, 2008 09:45

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER is probably the most popular and famous animal caption thingie with great grammar. The few times I’ve gone there, it’s been great. By the way, I don’t think DuneCat was an overexplanation of the joke. The “I controls the Spice, I controls the universe” makes it funny. If it was just “I are Dunecat” it would be funny, but the whole thing of controlling fits in well with the way cats are. They think they own the universe. Wouldn’t be surprised if every cat goes around saying “I are DuneCat!”

Ryan

Posted March 17, 2008 15:28

I’ve become more accustomed to calling it just plain old “LOLcat”. It seems like a viable name for the language/variety, to me!

Stephen

Posted March 18, 2008 17:23

Someone Twittered this post to me earlier today. You put a good deal of thought into this, so I thought it was a good article. One thing I found: the second to last link about the LOL Street Journal has a bunch of HTML code in it, making the link broken. Just thought I’d let you know. Keep up the good work!

nico

Posted March 19, 2008 07:30

You’re featured on thinkgeek!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/a359/

Alastair

Posted March 26, 2008 10:17

The increasingly popular comic XKCD has made reference to the lolcat phenomenon.

http://xkcd.com/262/

coisepants

Posted March 26, 2008 14:41

jezebel.com has been running a regular feature called lolvogue fo for a while - they put kitteh speak over fashion editorials. It becomes a playful commentary on/protest against vogue’s often painful hegemony over standards of beauty - often the models are saying “no can haz cheeseburger” or are “too tard” to model - (perhaps because they must deny themselves food to be in those pages). It also boldly points out how objectified and dehumanized these women are, by associating them with kitteh speak, and therefore the sub-human, rather than with standard “normal” english.

Archives of these posts are at http://jezebel.com/search/lolvogue/

Check it out. It’s an all too rare feminist appropriation of an internet phenomenon. Funny, too.

Oil Portrait paintings

Posted April 10, 2008 08:39

This is a very timely article. With the advent of lolcat trend, I must admit as a pet portrait artist that business in terms of painting animal portraits has become a bit difficult for us. The competition with people producing lolcat-related items is so stiff. They can produce items faster and in a more attractive way than us no matter how personalized we claim our paintings are.

Nate

Posted April 10, 2008 15:00

There is a lolcat bible. http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

jp&t

Posted May 10, 2008 07:47

I haz knowledge of caturday. I controls the Internetz.

krsmzn urydmxi

Posted May 16, 2008 19:51

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