Ah, sweet Applebottoms
January 23, 2004
It's really unseemly how much we're enjoying watching Nelly's "Search for Miss Applebottom" on VH1. It's basically an entire show about Nelly looking at women's asses, ostensibly searching for models for his Applebottom line of jeans. Highlight thus far? The woman who, referring to her own ass, said, "I can make it clap."
Indeed.
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Nelly needs a moblog. Typepad should spotlight celebrity moblogs the same way Apple does celebrity playlists.
I love nelly! anything that he makes, says, or does is great. i would give anything to have his applebottoms clothing line.
man i'm in love with your clothes but i don't like the fact about u and sideburns i mean ASHANTI Ne-Wayz love ya bye
Hey baby it's your number one fan
besides your mother. But anyway I
would like to congradulate you
on your success. I want you to
know that I love every thing about
you: your smile, laugh, sex
appeal, and your intelligence.
I have every cd you and the St.
Lunatics have made,and I know
every song. Nelly I love you so
much. Hurry back and come back
to Houston so I can see you
again. I have a scrap book of
you from the time you have come
out to the most recent pix.
Continue the success. Holla at cha
gurl: Darquelovely2004@yahoo.com
Love you always and forever!!!
Hey, babe what it do nuttin' much just sitting N*E*Wayz I just wanted u 2 know that I'm ur #001 fan and i think you r so sexxxxxxy and i wish we had more concert in da ville but i gotta be out
Love Ya Alwayz yo # 001 Fan,
NINO
hey nelly this is your #1 fan form the ATL. I am really a true fan and that word on my mother but any way what's good?nine time's out of ten you dont have time to read this but if do Ill leave something for you to get in contact with me. well i like to start off by saying i like the new apple bottom cloths line i all way wish you would come to my house. To see how big a fan i am really am.well if do get it herre my stuff 1316 bramlett forest ct Lawrenceville,ga 30045 any way i would have been in the apple bottom model but nope i have two more year then ill get to see you or just be an apple bottom model.cause that alway's been my dream to become an model so maybe you can try to help me to get me started well ill holla @ you or holla back @ your girl. Love you alway's and forever Keeta A.K.A Lil Baltimore
I know someone very special who has all the physical and moral attributes of a true applebottoms girl, needless to say an applebottoms paradigm, She's from San Diego California.
nelly's number 1 fan. nelly let me know when your model show is going to jump off and especially when its in miami because i will be there this year
HI, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LIKE YOUR MUSIC AND THAT COUNTRY GRAMMER,I'M ALSO FROM ST.LOUIS AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING: NEVER FORGET ST.LOUIS FAIRGROUND PARK /U.CITY HIGH SCHOOL/THE TRIPS TO THE PRINCIPLE OFFICE/HEMAN PARK BASKETBALL COURT/NORTHWESTPLAZA SHOPPING MALL/LEROY BARBER SHOP ON NAURALBRIDGE/SAINT SKATING RING/SKATE KING/I CAN GO ON AND ON BUT I'M NOT,JUST WHEN YOU FEELING PRESSURED ARE WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING SMILE AND RUB YOUR CHIN AND THINK ABOUT THE FUN YOU HAD WITH YOUR ST.LOUIS FRIEND'S.WRITE BACK IF YOU LIKE .
YOUR FORMER U.CITY PAL
Nelly,
First of all we gonna get this tooken care of, don't let them tell you nothing different.There is always gonna be someone hating on you, and I read about them knocking your PIMP JUICE drink, and the jewelry that was stolen.Hopefully, you got that back because a whole hotel floor ain't worth ..... well you know what I mean.Well keep doing whatcha doing which is fulfilling your dreams.Like me for instance my dream is to become a lawyer, and marry you some day, but I'ma keep on working on that, I think I got a couple of years until its legal.AppleBottoms when i first heard about them, and the clothing line for women, I was like I got to get them, I like the name. The AppleBottoms were looking right and I knew I wanted a bite, so my grandma ordered me a pair, of matter of fact there my lucky jeans. But as you know there was a DELIMA It took a while to get them, because they don't have them where I live. Which is in Sacramento,CALIFORNIA. And you don't come out here, you need to have a concert out here. Well holla @ ya girl(and your NUMBER #1 fan)Because its getting HOT N'HERRE.(L.O.L)
LoVE ALWAYS,
Ray-RAY
P.S. keep your head up, and that gorgeous smile-
I NEED A APPLICATION FOR APPLE BOTTOM YOU CAN E MAIL ME ONE AND I WIL PRINT IT OUT.
whats crackin? U put the e-i in uh-oh but can i put the p-i in them applebottoms? send me an application. pleez b-lieve u got your next girl.
I am in the army.I haven't noticed the applebottom clothing that Nelly made unitl I got to Korea. The clothes are great. All I can say is if you have an applebottom you are permitted to wear them, if not dont even think about putting your leg in those pants.
you should really put up pictures of these apple bottom jeans. or send me some photos!
Mari
Nelly,
Baby, I just want you to know that first you are so sexy. Second, I would love to come over to your place. Last, but not least, I think that i should be to next Miss Apple Bottom, because my apple is forty-five inches thick. I would have posted a picture, but you'll need a wide screen to preview it.
Stacy
b.k.a
Miss Apple Bottom
nelly iz a massive fan of urs 'n' i wud like to get sum more pics of u 'n' i really wish i met u 'n' brang u 2 mi houses 2 show u 2 mi both of mi familys I LUV U SO MUCH NELLY! @ da moment i gt 82 pictures of u 'n' i think ur baby is so sweet hopefully u'll get bk in contact wid me. LUV YA LODZ!
I think your clothing line applebottom are going very well. I like the line alot, I would like to help out with the line some day, I'm going to school for fashion designing and I have lots of great ideas and fashion lined up for u.You are doing while but just in case you need a little touch of class call /email.
P.S. Tell your sister she a hero and that God Blesses her. Her and my mom are going though the same thing. Where their's a will their's a way.
I think your clothing line applebottom are going very well. I like the line alot, I would like to help out with the line some day, I'm going to school for fashion designing and I have lots of great ideas and fashion lined up for u.You are doing while but just in case you need a little touch of class call /email.
P.S. Tell your sister she a hero and that God Blesses her. Her and my mom are going though the same thing. Where their's a will their's a way.
nelly i was just on this thing reading these other irls messages and i was thinkin damn these girls are stupid he aint never gonna read this , and now im on this thing . any way i luv u and evrything u do .i dontlike miss ashanti but oh well good luck with that to
peace kayla in baltimore
Don't even diss this movie its the best ever!! It shows people that they really can make a big change in someones life!
I think yall clothing is hot but yall need to fix yall enternet site
fuck u nelly dont know body care about yo bitch azz. just keep droppin the raw azz music and keep showin the big azz booties. gay azz tiara
I SHOULD BE THE NEXT MISS APPLEBOTTOM ST. LOUIS.
Thankyou veru much have a nice day
applebottom have some hot cloths and i think all girls should have a pair of applebottoms jeans
I should be the next applebottom I get paid to shake what I got and I know the industry would love to see it
34, 23,42 nelly this is all for you baby
I love AB jeans too ! But I found it very hurtful that Nelly only wants black girls to wear his jeans :( It's not my fault I was born white. No one seemed to care that Nelly said that either. God ! It makes me feel so inferior. If Nelly aimed his jeans at all girl, regardless of race, he would make more money. It's not my fault I wasn't born with a black chicks round but (buy mine aint bad either) !
If anyone wants a pair of AB jeans at a good price, email me. And I will wear AB jeans on my white ass anyway... and Nelly can't stop me.
Even if he had 5 black bitch models on his site, he should have at least one white bitch model too.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MISS APPLEBOTTOM "HERE I GO" I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU A PICTURE OF THIS APPLEBOTTOM.
SINCERELY,
APPLEBOTTOM
nelly i love your clothing line and if i had a million dollars i would actually spend all of it buying your gorgeous clothes you can ask any body that know i am really in love with clothes espeacially your applebottoms and if you are looking for any models to model in your clothes im your girl.
Dear nelly i love you so much i wish you would come to VA to do a show . I think you are so cute i wish i could marry you so bad but i'm to young and i'm your next apple bottom i hope your sisther gets better soon keep doing good because you are my one and only rapper love amanda.
hey nelly,
i just got bak from america and got sum ov ya clopthes from macys!! im totaly in luv wiv it. i neva cum off the internet lukin to buy more but i cant get it from anywer!! im tryin 2 get bak 2 america but i cant!!. Help me wat can i du 2 get applebottom clothes?? thanx. luv candice xxxx
p.s. u eva in england and need a frend or anyfink im ere!!
Hey babe!!
I love your clothes.I look really good in them too!! I love you soo much. I listen to your music like everyday no matter where i am. I am your #1 fan and i don't care bout all these other ppl tellin u they are cuz i am. well i love you bunches and keep up the good work and continue to be successful *luv ya*
Jenni
Hey Baby!!
I love you sooo much.I love your music, your style, and eveything else about you. I am very happy for you. i love your clothes i think they are very hott and sexy. well i want to congradulate you and i want u to know that *ALL YOUR FANS LOVE YOU BUNCHES* Keep up the good work and good luck in the future *love ya*
Vaurneisha
I LOVE HIS JEANS BUT THYEY NEVER HAVE MY SIZE. MY SIZEIS A 14 IN THE JEAN APPLE BOTTOM. PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY SIZE, 14
ANELLY, your HTML is HOTTTT when ITS DRESSED UP IN appleBottom CSS. I'm totally your number one fan and Love that yOU VALIDATE. *love ya*
Hi nelly my name is christian from lagrange georgia, and I am 21 years old in serach of becoming an apple bottom model. I don't know if height is a factor but I a 6'1 170 pds with caramel skin and very beautiful figure. I was cusrrently attending lawson state community college on a basketball scholarship but I currently put that on hold to try an pursue one of my biggest dreams in becoming an apple bottom model, I am have been a fan of yours since you released your first record country grammer and would be honored to meet and have the blessing in working with I am very out spoken and love to have fun, so if you can please contact me if you need pictures I can send them
I am interested in modeling for Apple Bottom Jeans, and I am wondering how I go about applying for this position. I have had serveral people tell me that I have an apple shaped butt, which is a great complement, let's see if everyone else thinks so......please send me an application via email. I would appreciate it! thanks, April
I am from Louisiana about one hour from New Orleans you know we make the shape and i am not bragging but i have the round of the super dome and You KNOW UOU CAN'T GO WRONG. I put this on my life once you see this you can DISMISS the rest. Not hatin' BUT YOU BE THE JUDGE.
I love girls with applebottoms. The best places to find girls wit nice phat apple bottom asses is at sites like http://applebottomgirls.blogspot.com/ and sites like http://www.applebottomgirls.net ! I go there all the time!
No One can ever call themselves Ms. Applebottom after they see me. Its not all about a big ass, its the way applebottom jeans fits my body as if it was made for me. You can have a nice ass, but what really counts is how good Nelly's creations and hands look on that ass. I am Ms. AppleBottom.
AppleBottom Clothing are for beautiful, sexy, women with the right curves. People tell me that my body looks as if it is a work of art. Look no more Nelly, because your Miss Applebottom is right herre Big Daddy.Im in the Lou and waiting for You.
dear nelly baby i love u so much,i might not have aapplebottom but i have enough for u any.even though u have so many girls or should i say hoes baby i could be youe wife but bye bye my love for now..
I just want to thank you for making this clothing line. I was the first girl in my city to break out in applebottoms when they first came out. Needless to say I was hated on but that doesn't matter because the females was just jealous i had the figure for them and i knew where to buy them from and I would not tell them where, but the guys loved them on me. Keep the styles coming!
Nelly and Ashanti are not together anymore. Anyways, His clothing line is great even though it is expensive. I love wearing Ab's and since he made it i guess its worth the money.
your clothing line is so absoulutley good.i saw melissa ford in those cute jeans and i said a gotta have me some
Nelly,there are people who say they are your #1 fan but I am.In my dreams,you are my husband and we make love alll night.By the way,my address is 67-04 Parsons Blvd apt 1b,Flushing,Queens New York.Come to me,pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Nelly I dont know if you actually read these comments but I cant find my size in your jeans and your jeans are so cute I wear a size 1 or 2.I Luv u Nelly.By the way I wanna sing with you someday I swear I can sing
I agree with your fans you and Ashanti don't work.I love you and your music,but she makes you look bad.
Yeah, this ya derrty lil'b and all I want to do is let these female who think that they are Ms.Applebottom Iwant to let them know only person who is Ms.Applebottom is your girl lil'b.Nelly baby i'm thinking of you and next year I can't wait to get your clothes my derrty.