Panda Joke IV!

March 8, 2003

Well, if it's time for me to be away at SXSW again, then that must mean I make up for my lack of updates by reposting the Panda Joke for the fourth (!) year in a row:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!""Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:

Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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Panda from The Long Letter on March 9, 2003 9:05 PM

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eats shoots and leaves from Mercurial on March 13, 2003 1:13 PM

Anil reposts his panda joke. however, the first time I read it,was on the erotic stories by Linda Jaivin, Eat... Read More

something not the war from Snapping Links on March 20, 2003 3:22 PM

a couple of weeks back, Anil posted the only joke I know Read More

eats shoots and leaves from Mercurial on May 21, 2003 8:39 PM

Anil reposts his panda joke. however, the first time I read it,was on the erotic stories by Linda Jaivin, Eat... Read More

Panda Joke V from Anil Dash on March 12, 2004 11:09 PM

One of this site's annual traditions is that I post the Panda Joke each year when I'm away for SXSW.... Read More