July 22, 2002
A tip for the straight guys, when meeting your girlfriend's mother:
- Do spend all day shopping with your girl and her mom.
- Do not draw too much attention to the fact that you know how to coordinate your shoes with your purse.
- Do give your girl's tired, aching feet a massage after a long day of walking around to all the stores.
- Do not follow this up with some toe-sucking while Mom is still around.