Some day I'm going to grow up and be a computer programmer. And when that day comes, I'll write a program. Then, after the program is nearly done, I will struggle to name it. But eventually a name will reveal itself to me. And that name? Sothink Glanda.
I think that was the name of one of the Rancor monster's guards in Jabba's Palace, actually. Conversation with Andre about Glanda's theoretical FAQ list yields such geekery as "Does Sothink Glanda support Ogg Vorbis?"
One can only hope.