Canadians are not evil. To atone for my transgressions against our neighbors to the north, I have compiled some reasons why they're not so bad, after all. First, canadian chicks saying "aboot" instead of about. How cute is this? Definitely first on my list, very swoon-worthy. Also, good fishing up that way, from what I understand.
They are good to their Native people up there, at least better than we are in the U.S. ("If you're not Inuit, they're you're not having Nunavut!") Also, Jish, who's no longer even in the country, but still gets awards for being a Canadian blogger. And finally, Canadian Bacon.
There, now I don't have to fear Maple Leaf terrorists coming to get me.